Welcome to Misery Blissness!

Welcome!

Welcome to Misery Blissness, we’re always here… to assist you in finding kindred spirits you’ll just love spending the rest of eternity with! I’m Smierc, how can I help you today?

Oh? Right! You’re Peter, the new recruit. I should’ve known from your halo, silly me! Right this way, please. Let’s get you up to speed with all the know-how you’ll need to bring each soul into its happy afterlife!

First off, you’ll need to familiarise yourself with how things work. You’ll need to help the residents you’re placing with the upper angels find harmony and happiness. That’ll give you “Bliss” The “Bliss” you collect’ll let you reach out for help from more seniors if you’re having trouble placing a more fussy soul.

If you don’t have enough Bliss… and you can’t find a fit for a soul, I’ afraid you’ll need to call in your new associate… Uhm, Their name is Devi… ahem Of course you can always re-assign someone if you’ve made a mistake quickly enough.

The one thing we don’t want is for the souls to enter conflict, if too many souls are miserable, it’s likely they’ll start to bicker, once that happens… Well, I’m afraid that Devi would be the only one to call on. They’ll fix it right up. Try to avoid giving Devi too much work to do if you can Peter. Okay?